jonathon
04-09-2009, 03:17 PM
An elderly man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to the "Holy Land", Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband he could either have her shipped home for $5,000 OR bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The man thought about this for a few moments and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.
When asked "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could spend just $150 and have her buried here in the Holy Land?"
The man cordially replied "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."
Happy Easter! (early I know, but not sure I will be online on Sunday)...
The man thought about this for a few moments and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.
When asked "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could spend just $150 and have her buried here in the Holy Land?"
The man cordially replied "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."
Happy Easter! (early I know, but not sure I will be online on Sunday)...